American Pie

American Pie1999

Stars: Jason Biggs, Chris Klein, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Alyson Hannigan
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: R
Runtime: 95 minutes

Kudos to the home-video exec who came up with the "Presents..." prefix to keep a movie franchise going, even though it has almost no relation to the entries that came before. This is number five in the series that started with American Pie, an unexp… more »



Jim's Dad:
I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of

Jim's Dad:
masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud.

Jim's Dad:
I never did it with baked goods, but you know your uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake 5-6 times a day.

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