American President1995

Sydney Ellen Wade:
Hello?

President Andrew Shepherd:
Yeah, hi, is this Sydney?

Sydney Ellen Wade:
Leo?

President Andrew Shepherd:
No, this is Andrew Shepherd.

Sydney Ellen Wade:
Oh! It's Andrew Shepherd! Yeah, you're hilarious, Richard, you're just a regular riot!

President Andrew Shepherd:
No, this isn't Richard, this is Andrew Shepherd.

Sydney Ellen Wade:
Oh! Well, I'm so glad you called, because I forgot to tell you today what a nice ass you have. I'm also impressed that you were able to get my phone number given the fact that I don't have a phone. Good night, Richard.

President Andrew Shepherd:
Uh, this isn't Richard-

President Andrew Shepherd:
This used to be easier.