Female Trouble1974

Taffy Davenport:
What's that camera for?

Donald Dasher:
To take pictures of your mother.

Taffy Davenport:
HER?

Donald Dasher:
We happen to think she's quite beautiful.

Taffy Davenport:
You must be cockeyed, then! HEY, lady! Have some CHIPS!

Donna Dasher:
Really, I couldn't. Thanks, but uh, no thanks.

Taffy Davenport:
(mockingly) Nuh NYEHH nuh NYEEHHH.

Dawn Davenport:
You want your spaghetti with or without cheese?

Donna Dasher:
I'll have two chicken breasts please.

Dawn Davenport:
Well, uh, we're not having that, we're having spaghetti.

Donna Dasher:
I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti, do I look Italian?

Donald Dasher:
We rarely eat any form of noodle. But I'll take a small portion to be polite, with cheese, please.

Donna Dasher:
I'll have an extremely large glass of ice-water.