Female Trouble1974

Gator:
Hello, Aunt Ida.

Aunt Ida:
Gater Nelson, what a coincidence! There's somebody here dying to meet you! Gater, this is Ernie; Ernie, this is Gater!

Ernie:
Hi, stud!

Gator:
Get him outta here!

Aunt Ida:
Gater Nelson, you be polite to Ernie! He wants a date with you!

Gator:
Well I don't want a date with him. I came to say goodbye Aunt Ida, I'm moving to Detroit.

Aunt Ida:
WHAT?

Gator:
I want to be near the auto inDUStry, I'm sick of hairdressing and besides, Dawn had me fired.

Ernie:
I can get ya a job in the Bath, Mary!

Gator:
Look, f***er, take a walk!

Ernie:
Well...!

Gator:
Look, you better beat it before I punch your f***in' face out that window.

Ernie:
No gay knots for me, Ida! At best, all you've got is trade.

Aunt Ida:
Oh Gater! Ernie's your type! Move in with me again, and we'll get you a job as a female impersonator!

Ernie:
His hands are too big, dahling. BYE, Gater. It was... FAB meeting you!

Gator:
F*** you, you're worse than my wife!