Fever Pitch1997

Ted, the Headmaster:
I wanted to talk to you about a vacancy. Rosie Hunter's handed in her notice I wonder whether you'd be interested in applying.

Paul Ashworth:
Head of year? Erm, well...

Ted, the Headmaster:
It's obviously not the most attractive offer you've ever had.

Paul Ashworth:
*Come on Ben, get back with him!* Sorry Ted.

Ted, the Headmaster:
I haven't fired you with enthusiasm.

Paul Ashworth:
Well there's a lot of work, isn't it? What do I want to do more work for?

Ted, the Headmaster:
More money?

Paul Ashworth:
Well I've got enough to pay my rent, I got enough for my season ticket and a couple of records a month. Got no family.

Ted, the Headmaster:
I'd like you to think about it.

Paul Ashworth:
Sorry Ted as far as I'm concerned there's nothing to think about. *Come on Sam, put it away!*