Americathon

Americathon1979

Director: Neil Israel
Stars: Harvey Korman, Fred Willard, Peter Riegert, Zane Buzby, Nancy Morgan
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 84 minutes

Americathon (also known as Americathon 1998) is a 1979 American comedy film starring John Ritter, Fred Willard, Peter Riegert, Harvey Korman, and Nancy Morgan, with narration by George Carlin, based on a play by Firesign Theatre alumni Phil Proctor … more »



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What you're looking at is downtown Pittsburgh, one million B.C. Those two big guys are fighting for a parking space. This is where our story begins. If they could have just learned to live together like decent human beings, they'd still be around and there never would have been an energy crisis. But they died out, and what was left of them turned into fossil fuel...Oil. See, it's not cute when eleven tons gets cranky. Their problem was they were all teeth and no brain....

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...which brings us to this guy. Jimmy Carter was President of the United States when everybody started to notice we were running out of dead dinosaurs. No more gas to run our cars. Fights at the pump. People getting nozzle-whipped. So what was his solution? He made a speech.

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We didn't. When America finally ran out of gas, an angry mob broke into the White House and lynched him. Along with three or four of his snottier cabinet members.

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