First Daughter2004

James Lansome:
Brazil's the only country named after a tree. Bagged lettuce that you buy at the store, they wash it in chlorine.

Samantha Mackenzie:
The little parallelogram above your top lip is called a filtrum. Five years, half a decade, is a lustrum.

James Lansome:
Every state in the Union has a town called Springfield. Male turtles grunt, female turtles hiss.

Samantha Mackenzie:
The difference between a fruit and a vegetable- off the vine fruit ripens, a vegetable just rots.

James Lansome:
Spread your arms just like this, middle finger to middle finger, it's equivalent to your height.

Samantha Mackenzie:
Distance from your wrist to your elbow is the length of your foot.

James Lansome:
Your ears and nose never stop...

Samantha Mackenzie:
Growing?

James Lansome:
Right.