Analyze This

Analyze This1999

Director: Harold Ramis
Stars: Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal, Lisa Kudrow, Chazz Palminteri, Kresh Novakovic
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 103 minutes

Cast Robert De Niro and Billy Crystal together in a film and it should be a sucker's bet as to who's going to be funnier and who's going to give the more nuanced performance. Somehow, though, De Niro walks away with most of the laughs in Analyze Thi… more »



Dr. Ben Sobel:
What happened with your wife last night?

Boss Paul Vitti:
I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.

Dr. Ben Sobel:
Are you having marriage problems?

Boss Paul Vitti:
No.

Dr. Ben Sobel:
Then why do you have a girlfriend?

Boss Paul Vitti:
What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?

Dr. Ben Sobel:
No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?

Boss Paul Vitti:
I do things with her I can't do with my wife.

Dr. Ben Sobel:
Why can't you do them with your wife?

Boss Paul Vitti:
Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

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