Four Rooms1995

Ted the Bellhop:
Later, in another room, some crazy f***ing maniac sticks a gun in my face and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.

Margaret:
He made you have psycho sex with his wife?

Ted the Bellhop:
No, he didn't make me f*** his wife, he thought I'd f***ed his wife! He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!

Margaret:
What kinda gun was it?

Ted the Bellhop:
I don't know, I'm not a gun guy. It was big.

Margaret:
Was it like Dirty Harry's gun?

Ted the Bellhop:
Yeah, sorta like that. Yeah.

Margaret:
Did it have a real long barrel or a short barrel?

Ted the Bellhop:
What difference does it make?

Margaret:
Well, for one thing it's the difference between a .44 Magnum and a Magnum .357.

Ted the Bellhop:
Who the f*** cares whether it was a .44 or a .392? It was a big f***ing gun, it was loaded, and it was pointed right at my f***ing head.