Free Enterprise1998

Imaginary William Shatner:
I think I ought to tell you that that, uh, Aryan youth is gonna kick you into oblivion.

Young Robert:
But what about in "Arena" when Kirk fought the Gorn? That giant lizard monster was three times as big as him!

Imaginary William Shatner:
My boy, that was a TV show. I used a stunt double. I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself.

Young Robert:
Well, what would you do to avoid a fight?

Imaginary William Shatner:
I wouldn't dress like a geek. Gold is not your color. Think earth tones.