Gigli2003

Larry:
You know something? You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm f***ing sad. You got me. You're a genius. You know why I'm f***ing sad? Because I got this f***ing beautiful-sexy-gorgeous-hearthrob-o-rama-f***ing-smart-amazing-bombshell-seventeen-on a f***ing ten scale- girl sleeping in a bed right next to me and you know what? She's a stone cold dike. A f***ing untouchable, unhaveable, unattainable brick wall f***ing dike-a-saurus rexi. So its sad. Okay? What you want me to do? I feel f***ing sadness about that. There's nothing I can f***ing do.

Larry:
And not only is she a major babe, but I really like this girl a lot, a lot, I mean she's not like anybody else I ever knew before and that's a completely f***ing new one on me, and I don't even know her real f***ing name so there you go. Oh and in case you're interested, my life sucks. Alright? Stick a fork in me I'm done.