Good Girl2002

Old Woman:
I look too white, don't you think?

Cheryl:
Not at all. I'm just trying to match your face with your hair. I was thinking you're not white enough.

Old Woman:
I think I look kind of weird.

Cheryl:
The first rule of fashion is you have to look weird. What I'm doing has come straight here from France.

Old Woman:
Oh?

Cheryl:
It's called Cirque du Face, meaning "Circus of the Face", and it's all the rage with the Frenchies, ma'am.

Old Woman:
Well, you're the professional.