Good Morning, Vietnam1987

Adrian Cronauer:
Mayday! Mayday! Dragon-Lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock! Stop the car.

Edward Garlick:
I can't do that, sir.

Adrian Cronauer:
Aw, Edward, you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lot of women who look like Zorba, I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again. And now that I do, you won't even turn the car around? Thanks a lot.

Edward Garlick:
You have a very important meeting with the top brass...

Adrian Cronauer:
-Oh, there she is again! How did she get ahead of us?

Edward Garlick:
That's another person, sir.

Adrian Cronauer:
She's beautiful and quick. Speed up, check her stamina. Oh my God, they're quick, they're fast, and small. Ha, ha, ha, ha! I feel like a fox in a chicken coop!