Great American Chase1979

Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is "Wile E. Coyote"... Genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let's get down to cases. You are a rabbit, and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don't try to get away! I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are... and I'm a genius. Why you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary 2 minutes to say your prayers.

Bugs Bunny:
I'm sorry, mac, but the lady of the house ain't home and besides we mailed you people a check last week!

Wile E. Coyote:
Why do they always want to do it the hard way?