Happy, Texas

     

Happy, Texas1999

Stars: Jeremy Northam, Steve Zahn, William H. Macy, Ally Walker
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 98 minutes

Three prisoners on a chain gang find themselves on the loose when their prison van overturns to avoid hitting an armadillo. Two of them--Jeremy Northam (An Ideal Husband, The Winslow Boy) and Steve Zahn (Out of Sight, That Thing You Do!)--steal an R… more »


Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.:
Okay, God, just... want you to look down on these girls here. They're like little flowers, and the rain you send 'em gutta be gentle and sweet. We come to you today, and we ask you to just... help 'em - help us grab this pageant by the balls and rip 'em off! I mean, if those judges don't like us, then screw 'em. These girls here - they're talented, they're pretty, and if those judges say anything different, then I hope that on Judgement Day you put their asses through a meat grinder!... Amen.

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