Hardware Wars1977

Narrator:
Enjoy intense drama during the pre-battle briefing scene.

Lecturer:
Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the pneumatic centripetal antigravity shield deflectors, then you simply deactivate the axial gyro-presubinertia-photomegatronic oscillator that you see here.

Fluke Starbucker:
Huh?

Lecturer:
You pull the plug!