He Died with a Felafel In His Hand2001

Flip:
Yeah, I heard tell once dudes that a guy has about 4,000 times in him before he's all used up.

Milo:
It's f***ing bullshit.

Danny:
More like forty thousand.

Otis:
In your dreams, stick man.

Danny:
Add it up, two times a day, seven days a week for what... I don't know 40 years?

Taylor:
Two times a day?

Otis:
Who the f*** gets to do it two times a f***ing day?

Danny:
Me and Jess used to.

Otis:
Two times a day, seven days a week, 52 weeks a year...

Danny:
Me and Jess used to do it five times a day.

Taylor:
For forty years? What about hangovers? What about christmas day? How the f*** are you going to do it five times on a Christmas Day while the family is sitting around carving up the turkey?

Danny:
Make up for it at night with the wife.

Taylor:
Wife? What wife? You haven't had a wife in over six months.

Danny:
I haven't got a problem getting women. I've got this thing I do that make them go gaga.

Otis:
How exactly do you mean gaga?

Danny:
Gaga. Insane, beserk, talking in tongues, you know... gaga.

Milo:
What like some sort of secret weapon?

Flip:
Some kind of weird sideways movement?

Danny:
I can't really say flip, but its pretty special. Though it could be worth a lot of money.

Taylor:
Let's just get this straight. You're 20-something years old, you have no job, no money, very few prospescts. You haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything which even faintly resembles a member of the opposite sex in over 6 months. And yet you sit here and tell us that you have some kind of special thing that makes the other side go gaga. Well if it makes them go so f***ing gaga what the f*** are you doing here with us losers?

Flip:
He's got a point there Danster.

Danny:
Well I didn't say it fixed all the emotional stuff did I?