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Max Landsberger:
Since the 1984 oil discovery in New Guinea, we have sold the Bu!kais hill tribesmen 20 of our S-24 fighters. At $21 million per unit, that's $252 million. This has started a local arms race between the Bu!kais, and their local neighbors the Kla!klalas. Now the Kla!klalas also happen to be sitting an a large amount of oil. And now the Kla!klalas want to buy 20 of our new Slash X-Ray Ultra Pursuit fighters for a total of $480 million.

Pete Helmes:
What are the chances of war between them?

Bob Nixon:
Very good sir. Our spare parts replacement contracts could be very lucrative.

Pete Helmes:
Who trains their flight personnel?

Max Landsberger:
Well, as near as we can assess it... well, they don't actually fly the planes. They sort of roll them down hills, crashing them into each other.

Scott Dantley:
Personally, I think that it's a shameful waste of incredible kill power.

Pete Helmes:
Make the deal.

Bob Nixon: