I Heart Huckabees

I Heart Huckabees2004

Stars: Jason Schwartzman, Isabelle Huppert, Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 107 minutes

Billed as "an existential comedy," I Heart Huckabees is a flawed yet endearingly audacious screwball romp that dares to ponder life's biggest questions. Much of director David O. Russell's philosophical humor is dense, talky, and impenetrable, leadi… more »



Dawn Campbell:
Oh please, I don't think of myself as being that pretty.

Dawn Campbell:
Yes, that changed at Huckabees. You know, I was never their pretty girl.

Bernard Jaffe:
Really?

Dawn Campbell:
No! I just have to keep up with this gorgeous hottie.

Vivian Jaffe:
How's the sex?

Bernard Jaffe:
How is the sex?

Dawn Campbell:
The sex?

Brad Stand:
Come on, guys.

Brad Stand:
Come on. That's private.

Dawn Campbell:
That's gross.

Vivian Jaffe:
Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.

Dawn Campbell:
Surveillance? You've watched us?

Vivian Jaffe:
No, just listened.

Brad Stand:
So your surveillance is wrong!

Dawn Campbell:
Yeah. It's quantity not quality.

Brad Stand:
She meant quality not quantity.

Dawn Campbell:
I know, I was only joking.

Bernard Jaffe:
Were you joking when you said quantity and not quality?

Dawn Campbell:
We're private about our seven minutes of heaven!

Brad Stand:
It's longer than that, darling.

Dawn Campbell:
Eight minutes of heaven! It's quantity not quality!

Brad Stand:
You should see her after a couple of margaritas.

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