Igby Goes Down2002

Igby:
Are you a vegetarian?

Sookie:
Why would you ask that?

Igby:
I've just never seen anybody roll a joint like that.

Sookie:
What does that have to do with being a vegetarian?

Igby:
Oh, they're just so precious.

Sookie:
I roll perfect joints.

Igby:
I'm not putting them down, they're incredible.

Sookie:
Well, thank you.

Igby:
It's incredible that a human being can make such neat, little joints.

Sookie:
You make it sound as if I'm anal or something, just because I know how to roll a perfect joint.

Igby:
No, not anal. Vegetarian.

Sookie:
Well, what does that mean?

Igby:
Well, you don't roll like, big rasta spliff joints, do you? Your joints are like salad joints, not like a big, sloppy, bleeding cheeseburger-that-you-rip-into-kind-of-a-joint joint.

Sookie:
I guess marijuana isn't a visceral experience for me. Sex is for me.

Igby:
Right.

Sookie:
Ok, so I am a vegetarian, but for purely moral reasons.