Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back2001

Hooker #1:
Hey, little man! You want some of this?

Hooker #2:
How 'bout you, big boy?

Hooker #1:
You got 50 bucks, we can get NASTY.

Jay:
Oh, yeah? How nasty?

Hooker #2:
As nasty as you want to be, papi.

Jay:
Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my a**hole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your f***in' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and f***in' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to f***in' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we throw the Dixie cup out.

Hooker #1:
Oh, that's it, honey! I quit! This job just passed the point of no return!

Jay:
What? You said "nasty"!

Jay:
Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up.