Kalifornia1993

Adele Corners:
Will you tell me more about California?

Early Grayce:
Yeah, I guess so. Let's see. One thing, people think faster out there on the account of all that warm weather. Cold weather makes people stupid. That's a fact.

Adele Corners:
I guess that explains why there's so many stupid people around here.

Early Grayce:
It sure does. You know what else? You never have to buy no fruit on account it's all on the trees everywhere you turn. And they ain't got no speed limits. I hear your first month's rent is free, state law. So I'm thinking till we get settled we'll just move around from month to month. How will that be with you, momma?

Adele Corners:
What are we going to do out there, Early?

Early Grayce:
By God the first thing we're going to do is get us ! a couple of six-packs of Lucky Lager and we're going to climb up to that famous Hollywood sign. We're going to howl at the moon, goddamn it.

Early Grayce:
Yeah, just like that.

Adele Corners:
I heard once that there ain't nothing on that old moon except some little golf balls the astronauts left behind.

Early Grayce:
Nah, that ain't right. That's bullshit. The government be sending people there all the time. Just don't want us to know about it.