Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

     

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery1997

Stars: Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Michael York, Mimi Rogers
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG-13
Runtime: 89 minutes

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Frau Farbissina:
Remember when we froze your semen? You said that if it didn't look like you were coming back we should try to create an heir so a part of you would live forever?

Dr. Evil:
Oh sure.

Frau Farbissina:
Well, after a couple of years we got a little... impatient. Dr Evil, I would like you to meet your son.

Dr. Evil:
My son?

Frau Farbissina:
Ja. SCOTT!

Dr. Evil:
Hello Scott.

Scott Evil:
Hi.

Dr. Evil:
I'm your father. Dr Evil.

Scott Evil:
I haven't seen you my whole life and now you just show up and *expect* a relationship? I hate you. What?

Dr. Evil:
Can I have a hug?

Scott Evil:
No.

Dr. Evil:
Give me a hug.

Scott Evil:
No way.

Dr. Evil:
Come on. Let's go. Pronto.

Scott Evil:
What are you doing?

Dr. Evil:
I'm with it. I'm hip. Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug.

Scott Evil:
Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!

Dr. Evil:
Hug, hug, hug.

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