Life of Brian

Life of Brian1979

Stars: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 94 minutes

Life Of Brian - On a Midnight Clear 2000 years ago three wise men enter a manger where a babe is wrapped in swaddling clothes. It is an infant called Brian...and the three wise men are in the wrong manger. For the rest of his life Brian (Graham Chap… more »



Centurion:
You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?

Matthias:
No.

Centurion:
Crucifixion!

Matthias:
Oh.

Centurion:
Nasty, eh?

Matthias:
Could be worse.

Centurion:
What you mean "Could be worse"?

Matthias:
Well, you could be stabbed.

Centurion:
Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.

Matthias:
Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.

Centurion:
You're weird!

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