Life with Father1947

Rev. Dr. Lloyd:
Mrs. Day, your husband is a practical man. We've had to be practical about the new church. We have all the facts and figures.

Father:
Oh? What's the property worth where we are now?

Rev. Dr. Lloyd:
Oh, let's see. Is it $40,000? I know the figure has a four in it.

Father:
What's the new piece of property going to cost you?

Rev. Dr. Lloyd:
I think the figure I heard mentioned was $85,000. Or was it $185,000?

Father:
Dr. Lloyd, you preach that someday, we'll all have to answer to God.

Rev. Dr. Lloyd:
We shall indeed.

Father:
Well, I hope God doesn't ask you any questions with figures in them!