Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels1998

Winston:
Charles,why have we got that cage?

Charles:
Uh,security.

Winston:
That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' f***ing use it?

Charles:
Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.

Winston:
Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?

Willie:
Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?

Winston:
The problem is Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the f***ing cage locked!* What is that?

Willie:
That's Gloria.

Winston:
Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?

Willie:
Fertilizer.

Winston:
You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.

Willie:
We need fertilizer Winston.

Winston:
Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.

Willie:
What do you mean?

Winston:
We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-f***ing- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.