Longest Yard

     

Longest Yard1974

Stars: Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, James Cromwell, Nelly, Burt Reynolds
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Sport
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 114 minutes

Adam Sandler is no Burt Reynolds, but his remake of The Longest Yard is amusing enough to stand on its own. Inheriting the role played by Reynolds played in the 1974 original, Sandler plays Paul Crewe, a scandalized former football star who violates… more »


Caretaker:
Well, there he is. Connie Shokner, baddest cat in the joint. Even the guards are scared of him. He killed three people on the outside and two since he's been in here.

Crewe:
Yeah, that karate's some bad stuff.

Caretaker:
Oh, that was before he learned karate.

Crewe:
Say, what's he doing now?

Caretaker:
Nobody's ever had the guts to ask him.

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