Look Who's Talking1989

Rosie:
What?

Mollie:
Ma, I thought you'd be happy.

Rosie:
How could you do such a thing?

Mollie:
It was easy. I went to the clinic and got some frozen sperm. I brought it home, defrosted it, inserted it, and... and I'm pregnant.

Rosie:
So that's it? Now you and the frozen pop are having a baby.

Mollie:
Ma, it's not a frozen pop.

Rosie:
It's not a husband. (Looks at her husband). Louie, you hear this?

Mollie:
Ma, you were the one who told me that I could control my life, and I made a decision. I want to have a baby.

Rosie:
I don't understand this. This is the kind of thing a girl does if she's very ugly or a lesbian. This is not the act of a beautiful, intelligent girl who can have any man she wants.

Mollie:
Ma, you never liked any of my boyfriends anyway.

Rosie:
Where did the sperm come from? I mean, who's the supplier?

Mollie:
A medical student.

Rosie:
And?

Mollie:
He goes to Colombia. His parents live on the island. His father's in piece goods, his mother works for a cosmetics firm. Ma, she'd get you a great discount.

Rosie:
So you're making fun of me, huh? You'll see. Someday, you'll have children.