Mad Dog and Glory1993

Frank Milo:
My friend, Phil, he wants to join the police department. He goes to the station, and starts filling out the application. They ask him, "Mr. Scarangello, how tall are you?" And he looks at his right hand and says, "Uh, five foot ten." And they ask him, "how much do you weigh?" And he looks at his other hand, and says, "Two hundred and three pounds." So then they ask, "Okay, and what's your first name?" He goes...

Frank Milo:
"Philly." They ask him, "what are you doing with your head there?" He goes...

Frank Milo:
"Happy Birthday to me, Happy birthday to me..."