Major League

Major League1989

Director: David S. Ward
Stars: Tom Berenger, Charlie Sheen, Corbin Bernsen, Margaret Whitton, James Gammon
Genre: Comedy, Sport
Rating: R (Restricted)
Runtime: 107 minutes

A baseball comedy and slob comedy rolled into one, this one actually works as entertainment, if not as a piece of cinematic mastery. James Gammon is the has-been manager hired to lead the last-place Cleveland Indians whose owner wants them to lose s… more »



Jake Taylor:
What I was concerned with was why you didn't come up with that grounder that Rockert hit in the 9th

Roger Dorn:
It was out of my reach, what do you want me to do dive for it?

Jake Taylor:
Rog, it could have meant the game!

Roger Dorn:
oh come on cut the rah rah sh*t Taylor! Year after this I go free agent. Plus me and my agent got a couple of plans for life after baseball. So I am not about to risk major injury or displace this property for a collection of stiffs!

Jake Taylor:
Ya know Dorn, I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. If you wanna be an interior decorator now that's none of my business. But some of us still need this team. Now you listen to me! This is my last shot at a winner and for some of the younger guys it could be their only shot. I don't know what happened to you. But if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff em down your f***in throat!

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