Man Who Never Was1956

Lieutenant George Acres:
You know, Monty, what we really want is something absolutely simple, the simpler the better.

Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu:
Good boy, George, you're absolutely right.

Lieutenant George Acres:
Well, how about this: suppose we issue Greek dictionaries to all the troops. Why should we do that unless we intend to invade Greece? That would fool them.

Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu:
I should make it Eskimo dictionaries. That would really fool them.