Man Who Never Was1956

Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu:
Now, about dates. There's got to be something on him that will show when he left. I think I can fix to get a receipted bill from the Naval and Military Club -- he stayed there on his last night.

Lieutenant George Acres:
And he went to the theatre. Final celebration. He has the stubs of the tickets in his pocket.

Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu:
Item: two theatre tickets.

Lieutenant George Acres:
Make it four, and for something worth seeing.

Lieutenant Commander Ewen Montagu:
And what's going on in that bright little mind?

Lieutenant George Acres:
Well, we've got to buy the tickets anyway, and Willie can't use them -- we might as well! There are three of us already, and with Pam's alleged girlfriend...