Mary Reilly1996

Bert:
Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke for just such an occasion. Would you like to hear it?

Uncle Albert:
I'd be so grateful.

Bert:
Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. So bad, he chewed his pillow to bits. Bits. In the morning, I says, "How you feeling, Granddad?" He says, "Oh not bad, a little down in the mouth".

Bert:
I always say there's nothing like a good joke.

Uncle Albert:
And that was nothing like a good joke.