Mean Machine

Mean Machine2001

Stars: Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Sport
Rating: R
Runtime: 99 minutes

British soccer star Vinnie Jones stars as--no big stretch--a former soccer star named Danny "Mean Machine" Meehan who gets arrested for drunken assault and sent to prison for three years. Behind bars he finds himself embroiled in web of prison polit… more »



Hayter:
Prison Guard to Secretary: I wouldn't get too close Miss.

Tracey:
Secretary to Danny: Why? You're not dangerous. Are you Mr. Footballer?

Danny Meehan:
Danny to Secretary: Only if you've got a ball Miss.

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