Meet the Parents

Meet the Parents2000

Director: Jay Roach
Stars: Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, Blythe Danner, Teri Polo, Owen Wilson
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 108 minutes

Randy Newman's opening song, "A Fool in Love," perfectly sets up the movie that follows. The lyrics begin, "Show me a man who is gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser," before praising the man who takes what he wa… more »



Jack Byrnes:
Did you flush this toilet?

Greg Focker:
Maybe... You know what, maybe Jinx flushed it. I saw little Jinxy in there last night and he took a squatted... relieved himself.

Jack Byrnes:
Jinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did, he'd never flush it.

Greg Focker:
What does it matter?

Jack Byrnes:
The matter, Greg RN, is that when this toilet is flushed, it runs, and when you have a septic tank that's nearly full and a toilet that's been running all night, then you could have a hell of a problem.

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