Men in Black1934

Hiccupping Nurse:
Oh, Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard! Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

Dr. Moe Howard:
Yes, that's true.

Hiccupping Nurse:
Well, then, why don't the patients eat an apple a day and save hospital expenses?

Dr. Curly Howard:
Pardon me if I laugh. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! That's a pippin!

Hiccupping Nurse:
Oh, I know what a pippin is.

Dr. Larry Fine:
You do, eh? What's a pippin?

Hiccupping Nurse:
Uh, a pippin is an apple with a skin on the outside.

Dr. Moe Howard:
Did you ever see an apple with a skin on the inside?

Hiccupping Nurse:
Oh, sure I did.

Dr. Larry Fine:
You did?

Hiccupping Nurse:
Uh-huh.

Dr. Larry Fine:
Where?

Hiccupping Nurse:
In homemade apple pie.