Mexican2001

Car Thief:
If you're going to kill me at least tell me who it is that's going to send me to God. Tell me!

Jerry:
Look, I'm not going to kill you. But I am going to have to shoot you.

Car Thief:
But why, sir? Why?

Jerry:
Why? Why? Because you stole from me and you know about the pistol and you're just gonna steal again and I can't have you coming back in the situation like a fly in the ointment.

Car Thief:
No, I won't be a fly! You'll never see me again.

Jerry:
Look, you're getting shot and that's it. It will take you time to get to the next town especially if you're limping.

Car Thief:
Wait! Wait! What? Limping? Can't you just tie me up some more? I mean, f***, you shoot me? Tie me!

Jerry:
Yeah. I don't have a rope.

Car Thief:
So you shoot me?

Jerry:
It's the American way.