Miss Congeniality2000

Eric Matthews:
Hart, listen to me. I've waited five years to run my own op. You think i'd blow it on the wrong girl?

Gracie Hart:
No no no I know the only reason you picked me was because I was the only one who looked half decent in a bikini and wasn't on maternity leave.

Eric Matthews:
No, that's why they *let* me pick you. You wanna know why i picked you?

Gracie Hart:
Lost a bet?

Eric Matthews:
Because you're smart. You're funny. You're easy to talk to when you're not armed. Look, give yourself a break. Cut Vic and the other pagent ladies some slack cause if they ever get a chance to see what I see then... they're gonna love you.