My Cousin Vinny1992

Vinny Gambini:
I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for two hundred dollars, which she won. I'm here to collect.

J.T.:
How 'bout if I just kick your ass?

Vinny Gambini:
Oh a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect two hundred dollars. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred.

J.T.:
Over my dead body.

Vinny Gambini:
You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well here's my counter-offer... do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever loving sh*t out of you?

J.T.:
In your dreams.

Vinny Gambini:
Oh no no... in reality. If I was to kick the sh*t out of you, do I get the money?