'Allo 'Allo!1982

[the airmen have come downstairs, minus their mustaches, dressed as serving girls]

Flying Officer Fairfax:
Carstairs, you're standing like a tart again.

[Carstairs drops his arm to his side]

Edith:
[looking the airmen up and down] No one will suspect them. They look just like the staff.

Ren?:
Edith, the Germans *take* the staff upstairs from time to time. If they took these two upstairs, do you not think that their suspicions will be aroused?

Yvette Carte-Blanche:
We are much more attractive. They will take us.

Ren?:
And suppose there is a rush?

Flying Officer Carstairs:
What are they saying, Fairfax?

Flying Officer Fairfax:
I've no idea - it's all in French.