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Leslie:
Captain's log, stardate 1-5-7-2-5-4-3. We are the crew of the Greens and Grains, Barship Benterprise. Today we bleemed down to the planet. We discovered a unique alien, Jolene Blalock, who showed us something very very important. Don't - mess - with - Paramount Pictures - ever. They will crush you like a bug. You can't hide in a nebula from them. There's only three corporations that control the entire galaxy, and they're one of them. But there is a bastion of freedom. It rhymes with squawk. It is Trok. Star Trok. Live long... properly. Ingrid, go to condition red. Hot people in back, look handsome. Worg, check the weapons system. Fire torpon fopedos. Carl, all hands on deck. Space pals, push some buttons. Number Two, prepare for warp speed. Warp speed, 10 - engage!