2DTV2001

Simon Cowell:
You want the truth, you have all the charisma of a three eye worm.

Three eyed worm:
Thankyou.

Simon Cowell:
Next! [R2-D2 Comes on stage] Hold it that tune is going apsolutly no where

R2-D2:
[subtitles] But I haven't started yet!

Simon Cowell:
Next!

Dalek:
[singing] Away up the stairs there's a place I can reach.

Nicki Chapman:
I found it nice and you looked nice and everything was just nice.

Dalek:
Thankyou Nicki!

Tom Baker:
I hated it, but then I am your swan enemy

Simon Cowell:
I have just 4 words to say to you. EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

Alien:
[Dalek starts crying] Oh come on mate, I thought you were great I thought they were very harsh like.

Alien:
HA! HA! What a stupid great forehead you have!

Pete Waterman:
My money's on the young lad from the planet earth.

Will Young:
[singing] You never walk Alone!