3rd Rock from the Sun

     

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3rd Rock from the Sun is an American sitcom that aired from 1996 to 2001 on NBC. The show is about four extraterrestrials who are on an expedition to Earth, which they consider to be a very insignificant planet. The extraterrestrials pose as a human… more »


Dr. Dick Solomon:
So, how was school today?

Tommy Solomon:
The best ever. I had my very first make-out session.

Dr. Dick Solomon:
Good for you.

Tommy Solomon:
It was with Dina, my lab partner.

Sally Solomon:
Dina, the one with the--?

Tommy Solomon:
[slyly] Oh, yeah.

Dr. Dick Solomon:
Tell us everything, I want details.

Tommy Solomon:
At first, I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm and alien and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind and she's got that... big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.

Sally Solomon:
What tipped the scales?

Tommy Solomon:
She let me.

Dr. Dick Solomon:
What happened next?

Tommy Solomon:
Well, I don't know what came over me, but... they were so big and round and beautiful... I just had to touch them.

Dr. Dick Solomon:
And then what?

Tommy Solomon:
She screamed "Ow, my eyes!" and that just basically killed the mood.

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