8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter2002

[Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]

Paul:
Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that?

Kerry:
Must be casual sex day at school.

Bridget:
Hey, at least I get...

[Paul turns to Bridget]

Bridget:
...Look good.

Paul:
Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.

Bridget:
It's a thong.

Paul:
It's floss.

Bridget:
I can't wear anything else. Panty lines - Hello?

Paul:
Panty lines - Hello, are fine. Actually they were a pretty big deal in my day.

Bridget:
Well, we're the thong generation.

Paul:
Well, maybe that's why your generation is so angry. Your always walking around with a wedgie!