8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter2002

Carter Tibbits:
It's okay. It's family, music to my ears.

Cate Hennessy:
So, where's your family tonight, Carter?

Carter Tibbits:
Well, wife number one is in Aspen with my girls. Wife number two went back to Italy with my boys. And wife number four, my current wife, she's vacationing with her mother in Martha's Vineyard.

Paul Hennessy:
What about wife number three?

Carter Tibbits:
We don't ever talk about wife number three! But I love wife number four.

Bridget Hennessy:
You know, aren't you a little young to have all of those wives? It sounds to me like you had some mother issues.

Paul Hennessy:
Bridget!

Carter Tibbits:
No, no, she may be onto somethin'. You know, when you grow up the eighth of nine kids, sometimes you can get lost in the shuffle. [Sad] Oh, mama, why didn't you love me? [Puts his face in his hands and pretends to cry. Paul goes over to comfort him. He points his hands at Paul, revealing that he was faking] Booyah!