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Jen Clark:
Naomi?

Naomi Clark:
Go away, Jen.

Jen Clark:
Have you seen Preston?

Naomi Clark:
No, I was certain you'd stolen him from me already.

Jen Clark:
I don't steal things, I earn them.

Naomi Clark:
Oh, really? Like you "earned" Ethan and like you "earned" Liam? I'm not gonna let you steal another guy from me. PJ is mine so back the hell off!

Jen Clark:
I can't even first of all, believe that you would bring up those names. We have both made mistakes.

Naomi Clark:
We've made mistakes? No no no no! YOU'VE made mistakes and I'm tired of dealing with them! Are you jealous of me or something?

Jen Clark:
Jealous?

[chuckles]

Jen Clark:
As far as I can see, you are the same vapid, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing b*tch as you have ever been! I don't know what on earth I would be jealous of you for!

Naomi Clark:
Maybe the fact that I'm actually making something of myself and you're still an aging single mother without a friend, without love or even sex in her life!

Jen Clark:
Oh! I cannot believe you would just go there!

[Jen and Naomi both fall in a mud pit and start wrestling each other. As they do a crowd forms and watches them wrestle and cover themselves in mud]

Annie Wilson:
What are you doing? Stop it!

[Two guys knock Annie into the mud pit. She is now all covered in mud. She stands up infuriated]

Annie Wilson:
Oh, my god, that is it! I am so done with your stupid fight over PJ! You guys are acting like you're 12! When are you gonna grow the hell up?

[she spits out mud]

Annie Wilson:
I wish he was here right now so he could see this and see how crazy the both of you are!

Naomi Clark:
What are you talking about? Where is he?

Annie Wilson:
He went to Napa on the helicopter an hour ago!