A Bit of Fry and Laurie1987

Stephen:
The reason we're not going to do this sketch is that it contains a great deal of sex and violence.

Hugh:
A great deal.

Stephen:
Lots of sex and violence.

Hugh:
That's right. During the sketch, Stephen hits me several times with a golf club.

Stephen:
Which of course wouldn't matter except that I do it very sexily.

Hugh:
That's the trouble, you see. He does it so sexily. I wish you could see it.

Stephen:
And then the sketch ends with us going to bed together...

Hugh:
...violently.

Stephen:
Very, very violently. Now this raises problems.

Hugh:
Not for me.