ALF1986

ALF:
I hate musicals. Out of the blue people burst into songs.

Willie:
Hence the term "musical."

ALF:
Yeah, but wouldn't it get on your nerves if all of a sudden I started singing : "Hey, Kate, ain't it great? Hey, Willie, you look silly. Hey -"

Willie:
It's getting on my nerves.

ALF:
So what musical are you going to go see today?

Willie:
"Cats."

ALF:
Take me, please! Then afterwards, we can go backstage and eat the actors!