ALF1986

ALF:
Yo Kate, where do you keep your casserole dishes?

Kate:
Why?

ALF:
The cat won't fit in the toaster. Never mind, I'll make a peanut butter sandwich, where's the blender?

Kate:
Try it without the blender this time, and don't get hair in the peanut butter jar.

ALF:
Rules rules rules.

ALF:
Grease fire grease fire.

ALF:
Never mind the curtains put me out.