ALF1986

Kate:
What are you doing?

ALF:
[with a sunlamp in front of his head] Oh, soaking up rays, Babe. Your sunlamp's not working. I've been sitting here for five hours, Nada.

Kate:
Five hours? ALF, you're lucky you didn't get a sunburn.

ALF:
[Kate touches him] Aaah!

Kate:
Sorry.

ALF:
Aah, oh, it hurts, it hurts.

Kate:
Well, would you like some cold cream?

ALF:
Yeah, but just one scoop, I'm on a diet.

Kate:
It's for your nose.

ALF:
That's where I'm trying to lose the weight.

Kate:
ALF, I'm talking about cold cream. Not ice cream. Cold cream. You understand?

ALF:
You're talking like they're two different things.

Kate:
They *are*! Haven't you been listening?

ALF:
What is this, healing through hollering?